Green is the New Black
I'm not sure why I called this chapter that. There isn't a prison scene or anything. I dunno.
Welcome to the first chapter of the 'G' Generation! However, we do need to announce who won!
Was it Farore?
Farore- Nope! I'm moving out immediately!
Lovely! Perhaps you'll spawn some cousins?
Farore- Plz I'm going to focus on plants. They don't cry.
Boo.
Is it Fisher?
Fisher- Pssshhh I don't want kids! I just wanna hang with the honeybunnies.
Gross. But correct, Fisher isn't the heir and was moved out post haste. Later dude!
Fisher- See you on the flip side!
Felix maybe?
Felix- You know it wasn't. *giggles*
That better not be porn. You're in your sister's room for god's sake.
Was it the only non-green child in the household?
Flynn- No. I can't compare to my siblings. Being this ugly beige color and all.
Don't be so pitiful. Or else I'll change my mind about keeping you around.
Flynn- You mean it! I can stay forever?!
Yeah, I kind of love you. But you are not the heir, so any babies you may have are not eligible unless your brother dies or, for some reason, all of his kids do.
This of course means that the youngest, Fabio, has won! Congrats!
Fabio- *blushes handsomely*
A reminder of Fabio's aspiration and traits:
Big Happy Family (ohhhmygoddd)
-Insane
-Active
-Creatively Gifted
-Domestic
Felix- Wow I can't believe they picked you!
Fabio- Well I'm an alien named Fabio, I imagine it was kind of hard not to..
True dat.
You so pretty. Even when you pout.
Flynn- *pouts beautifully*
P.S. THANK GOD FOR THE SAME-SEX PATCH!
Let the romance ensue.
A successful evening!
It was also Felix's birthday and he was quickly booted out. Love you tho!
Felix- It's fine, now I can focus on my music!
See? A silver lining.
Lol why is this picture so funny to me?
Dawww :D
Why are you so happy?
Flynn- I just got back from the gym!
So?
Flynn- I met some fellas.
I see. Aren't you a teen still?
Flynn- Not anymore!
So you look exactly the same.
You did get the Hates Children trait. Which is hilarious since you're going to help raise your nieces/nephews. But this isn't just Flynn's birthday...
It's also Exoh's! Flynn sticks around to help celebrate.
A little too much I think.
Holy jeepers that's amazing. This could of been your heir you guys.
Oh and Exoh is old now. Oh how the time flies.
Literally two days pass without anything interesting happening until Xavier showed up. He is one hunky ghost I must say!
Elijah- Well this is my first appearance in this chapter. Hello all!
Sorry beebee, but you don't do anything but hack on a computer all day.
Elijah- It's cool yo.
Fabio invites his boyfriend over and I promptly learned that he has both the 'mean' and 'dislikes children' trait. I don't think this is gonna work out Fab.
Fabio- Nonsense! Lawrence is the love of my life!
Uhh
Distraction! It's Elijah's birthday!
Elijah is an elder and that makes me a little sad.
But now we get to see Fabio grow up and start popping out some kidlets LET'S GO!
Fabio- I feel good!
I'm sure. You just got the Slob trait.
And since Fabio's boyfriend is a teen I decided to send Fabio out to see if he found anybody else attractive. If not I suppose Lawrence will have to do.
She looks thrilled to be on patrol while also being super pregnant.
Errr I'll admit I dropped loads of people into the neighborhood. Mostly because the Locke population was really limiting potential spouses and there were legit NO kids. I thought it might help to put like thirty people in the 'hood.
For some reason I didn't get pictures but Fabio really clicked with the blonde on the right of the other blonde. Thank pixels I didn't want Fabio to marry Lawrence!
I never make Fabio change into his human disguise, but in case you were wondering what it looked like.
It's not bad actually.
Ok everyone meet Collin Kingston and get used to him because I'm making this happen.
To be honest it didn't take much effort from me.
Collin- Umm why are you flirting with me when you have a boyfriend?
Fabio- Who? OH YEAH! Wait right here I'll take care of it!
Fabio- Soooo I gotta break up with you for an older version. Sorry beebs.
Lawrence- WHY?! IS THERE NO GOD?!
ikindafeelbadnow
But now Fabio and Collin can be together <3
MONTAGE!
Precious :D
Fabio- So dad here is my boyfriend Collin!
Elijah- It's is remarkable how much you look like Fabio's ex-boyfriend Lawrence!
Fabio- OMGdad nooo!
Collin- *laughs uncomfortably*
(I honestly don't know how both of Fabio's love interests looked so similiar, I guess he has a type?)
Good ol' quckie engagement.
It was sweet <3
Very sweet indeed.
And because I want babiez NOW they are getting hitched.
*Throws imaginary rice*
Collin Kingston is now Collin Locke!
Collin is a Nerd Brain!
His traits are:
Bookworm
Loner
Clumsy
Quick Learner
That observatory woohoo was successful! First 'G' baby is on the way!
Collin- How can you be pregnant?!
Fabio- Didn't you read about the patch?
Collin- NO
Flynn- Lol he didn't know about the patch
Exoh is so stinkin adorable.
I've been focusing on Fabio (as he is the heir and all) but Flynn has been getting a little bit of sugar on the side as well. I don't remember his name though.
They are cute too!
I swear Fabio is handling this pregnancy no problems. He is going to be the ultimate daddy.
Fabio- Damn straight.
No, you're gay.
Fabio- Ughh
:D
Flynn gives Fabio's baby bump some love (shockingly seeing as how she doesn't like children) before heading out on her date with Mr.IDKhisname.
The date is going well.
Aww he gave her a rose! Sweetie <3
Thaddeus and Arthur make an appearance! I'm both happy and confused.
That's the most defined baby bump I've ever seen.
Collin has come around to the idea. Or he's had some pot brownies who knows.
YAS! Baby 'G' is en route!
Fabio- Well. This sucks.
Are you not worried how that baby is going to come out?
Fabio- Well. Shit.
My condolences.
Collin- I feel a disturbance in the universe.
Oh Collin.
YAY! Everyone meet baby Griffe!
(I was so close to naming him Giraffe you guys have no idea)
Celebratory woohoo?
Kinda? Anyways the next baby is on it's way!
Fabio- Aw yiss.
Ok so really nothing happened so now Griffe is a child. I'll do better I swear!
He is super adorable.
He rolled Rambunctious Scamp and acquired the Glutton trait.
So I bought the kids expansion and had Griffe try out that pet monster thing (sim pokemon) and was a little disappointed. Maybe it's better with two people? You need a sibling Griffe.
Fabio gets to finally work on his aspiration and reads to a very content Griffe and a peckish Dottie.
Unfortunately all is not well. Exoh's time has come.
Why are sims 4 deaths so much more sad than the other games?
Elijah was the only one who witnessed it and I am not looking forward to the next few days.
Thank you Exoh! For your alien genetics and awesome mom skillz. Your mom was a bit of a b**** though.
Do aliens have an afterlife? I hope so.
As the tragedy was happening outside Fabio went into labor. Griffe tried to help by rubbing on his stomach, which I found adorable.
Griffe- How does it come out dad?
Fabio- Son you are way too young for that talk and I am in no shape to explain.
Griffe- Fair enough.
Another little boy joins the family! This is Gerard Locke!
And after another successful seduction of Collin we have another 'G' baby on the way!
Thank you guys for reading and sorry about the two month long hiatus. No good excuse, I've just been putting time into some other games. But at least I'm still going right?
